schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

shingjay

The rarest of names, this person is guaranteed to have a small ass dick and be fat af, got big balls, big head, thick neck, be called in racist fashions, will occasionally be called as sanjay instead, has a certain charm, mighty unto hentai and the such genres of anime.

SHINGJAY, pray for us please

by BigNiggaWithBigDick January 25, 2019

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio

Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Shingleberry

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.

Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?

by CobberDingo July 11, 2018

Shingers

Shit on fingers, usually used during the act of sexual pleasure a.k.a pinky slip

I got shingers last night when i pinky slipped her, and she loved it! Now i will be sniffing my shingers all day!

by Angablina December 3, 2010