shit ass

a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine

"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."

by n.u.b. July 14, 2004

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009

Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

completly shit ass driver

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.

Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.

by Your mother's grandmas daughte April 30, 2019

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Shitarse

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself

Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.

by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009

fuck shit ass cunt

1) a series of offensive words, used in an undesireable situation.
2) a series of offensive words, used only to shock or disturb those around you.
3) an insulting request, translates to "have sex with this piece of poo, you who has a vagina in the place of their rectum."

Fuck shit, ass cunt.
Fuck! Shit! Ass! Cunt!
fuckshitasscunt

by Acephalous February 24, 2004