shided

An affectionate term given to someone or something that is not too bright.

He's a shided.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Slimed

To perform a drive-by but instead of using guns you throw a bunch of fully packed used condoms on your victims

"Make sure you don't go to the East side of town this week, I hear some crips are out for blood cause they got slimed last week"

by KaioBlue March 20, 2022

shamedango

smallest dick in the world

Damn that kids got a shamedango! What a loser!!

by Yomama May 13, 2005

Shmedium

Shmedium is the size in-between a small and a medium. Usually when a medium fits more like a small.

I bought this shirt in a medium, but it fits more like a shmedium.

by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018

spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new

"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016

Slimed

When on a wildland fire you get dumped upon by an air tanker that drops retardant.

Usually not a good thing.

If you get slimed you will get made fun of.

I heard the tanker coming but I couldn't get out of the way and I got slimed.

by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

shimdog

When a woman has a large vagina, you insert a small dog and fuck the dog!

That gal looks like she could use a shimdog.

by Swamp dog September 25, 2009