two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.

Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!

by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007

Shakes Head

"Shakes Head" is a word commonly used by teenagers that they utter to their parents who conduct themselves in a manner that is somewhat embarrasing to the teenanger. This occurs when someone brings a friend home and the father or mother say, act or make a motion that will embarasss their teenaged son or daughter. Immediately the teenager places the palm on their hand onto their forehead at the same time shaking their head and say the words "Shakes Head", immediately after the act or gesture of embarassment is displayed.

Dad quit shitting yourself in front of my friends"...."Shakes Head

by Rude Donny June 17, 2011

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

by LimeyGeeza August 31, 2003

Subway Shakes

A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.

J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.

by A-Riz March 18, 2009

William Shakespeare

Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.

by iMacThere4iAm November 6, 2008

Shiesty Nig

A person of any ethnic backgound exibiting traits of inconsistensies and/or shady behavior. A person who plots ways to scam friends/family out of money or other valued belongings. A two-faced individual who manipulates there way into the lives of others only to utilize and abuse the benifits for the sole perpose of benifiting themselves.

My roommate owes me for the past 2 months of rent, has people over without my concent and doesn't help to clean, brought my ipod touch to a party and lost it, what a shiesty nig!

by littleweasel151 July 7, 2009