Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

shedlock

term for an idiot, used as a verb

you utter shedlock

by BlakDawn November 10, 2010

shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

by leo cuban November 6, 2010

Shifty Shellshock

A bit of a willy really.

Bit shifty...

by Evil Pete August 23, 2003

No Shit Sherlock

What you say to know-it-alls when they're being dumbasses.

No shit sherlock.

by Do you want a fucking medal? April 20, 2011

shellshock

Uncontrollable shaking that usualy happens on the first day of a new school year.

Person A: Whats up wit Jim?
Person B: Oh, he just has shellshock, its the first day of school.

by TOOSOOabi October 9, 2007

sherlock

A very cool looking pipe, like the one used by Sherlock Holmes.

I went to Headquaters yeasterday to get a peice, but I couldn't decide between a regular old pipe or the more expensive but cooler sherlock.

by Ryannn May 14, 2005