top-shelf 

Great or best, highest in quality and value.

The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.

top-shelf by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

arse shelf 

A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

arse shelf by bennybumflaps February 12, 2007

Food Shelf 

Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!

This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!

Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!

Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...

As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!

Laughter.

Food Shelf by Bezzy March 31, 2013

Cum shelf doilie 

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

Cum shelf doilie by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

dork shelf by supirio March 9, 2010

Surround Shelf 

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.

Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.

Surround Shelf by JonTheMac May 4, 2010

Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

Dusty book shelf by noah123321 December 4, 2011