Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Sheetal

An amazing, funny Indian girl. A little clumsy, but the cute kind. Fiery personality but sweet.

Damn, she cute. She must be a Sheetal.

by Da Illuminati May 16, 2018

Eat unda sheet

Jamaican expression of performing oral sex. Chewsday in the example means Tuesday.

Shane like to eat unda sheet on Chewsday. And likes likes me to clean(blowjob).

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"

by yoursexymother January 18, 2009

To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009