Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.

Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023

Black Sharon

The act of wearing a mix of cheap clothing and perfume, alongside a large amount if expensive jewellery and purses. Individuals that are engaging in the act are often found in areas where large amounts of alcohol and synthetic substances can be consumed. Can only be played by those who are serving fierce realness. Subjects are prone to "throw shade" at those who challenge them and refer to them as "basic bitches" and also "Sheila". Usually acted as a result of direct contact with lace front wigs and brightly coloured fake nails.

Ooooooh girl I'm feeling some Black Sharon realness tonight! You feel me huntie!?

by Thomps2000 June 25, 2016

Sharon

A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.

Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"

by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022

REI Sharon

An older middle aged woman with the name Sharon. She often wears lots of REI items, especially while hiking and other outdoor activities. She often has a cheery attitude and switches to being a bitch at the drop of a hat.

"WOW! Your mom is SUCH an REI Sharon!"

by The Child Of REI Sharon May 4, 2018

Sharon

The woman you wished you knew
The lady you think of every day
Heart breakingly beautiful

Does she realise how sorted and together she really is? I hope so.
Her style , her wit , her empathy.
If I could know one person in this world it would be you Sharon.
I hope happiness and love find you always.

Sharon should be listened to and understood. If you don't then more fool you.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours April 11, 2025

Sharon

Verb. To incinerate with guiltless abandon.

Idgaf about my in-laws traditions, so I'll Sharon that pumpkin pie until they bring out the wine, it's Marie Callendar's fault anyway.

by badcook December 4, 2021

Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013