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50 shades of grey

An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.

A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"

"Which one"

"50 shades of grey"

"Oh, that my mum reads that"

"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
by awertyq July 21, 2012
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shadester

A person who cannot be trusted. Male or unisex version of shady lady.
G.W. is a real shadeser.
by Valina M. & Oradoña October 28, 2004
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Fifty Shades of Cray

"I warn you..... go outside the day after Thanksgiving, and you will get caught up in at least Fifty Shades of Cray."
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shadester

Someone who makes plans but never follows through by not returning phone calls or ignoring them. Also they cannot be trusted with anything and are usually lurkin around shit.
Yeah she said we were going to hang out this weekend, but she ignored me all week. What a shadester.
by LRKN_NSTY August 4, 2008
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fifty shades

The code word for kinky fuckery rooted from the book fifty shades of grey.
He went all fifty shades on me last night.
by Sundaylace November 4, 2012
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shutter shades

style of sunglasses, or stunna shades, made popular by rapper, kanye west.

metal (sometimes plastic) glasses complete with slits cut out horizontally; not unlike window shades or "shutters", but do not actually have any glass or translucent plastic for lenses.

origin could possibly be derived from eskimo sunglasses used by whale hunters.

also, could possibly be the worst trend of 2008. shutter shades do absolutely nothing and look ridiculous. thanks, kanye, you've doomed us all.
kid on street #1: daaang you're shutter shades are bitchin'.

kid on street #2: yeah man, they do nothing so you'll probably loose your vision at an early age. thas tiight!
by purpl3 rain October 11, 2008
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900 shades of delicious

Somebody so fine that it's hard for you to look at them. Someone that makes you get all stupid like Patrick Star when you see them.
Usually accompanied by babbling like a moron and drooling i.e Duhhhhhh....
Gary Dourdan is 900 shades of delicious.
Well ,if he/she's 900 shades of delicious with his/her clothes on ,imagine what they look like with them off.
by jazzrock and cynical_bandchick November 23, 2006
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