Sammich

A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.

Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.

by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010

Pork Chop Sammich

the act of getting a guy to nut with a bj, immediately followed by chopping off the dick and proceeding to eat it.

this douche was pissing me off so i made a pork chop sammich with him in the bedroom.

by twistedtwat April 3, 2011

sammich

A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty

Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties

by sammich420 January 25, 2011

Sammich

A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.

"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".

by lord torgo August 5, 2012

Sammich

A pussy that looks like a roast beef sandwich. Often times disgusting and repulsive.

Hey, don't date her, her Sammich is nasty.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Sammich

A Fat guy who continuously ask for food during practice or any time physical activity is involved.

Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.

by trumphater77 May 8, 2018