Brandon Seeker

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021

Con Seeker

Someone who takes an idea, event, or something someone says and chooses to only express the negatives or their disagreements to that subject. It’s almost as if they go about their life trying to find the bad in every situation, and refuses to acknowledge any good parts. Con seekers tend to be excessively stubborn and opinionated. Those traits assist being a con seeker, due to the person being unwilling to consider anything being anything besides negative or bad.

Person 1: “They really spent all summer renovating our school top to bottom, I love it. What do you think?”

Person 2: “The new wall murals look dumb.”

Person 1: “Don’t be such a con seeker bro. We finally have a brand new track, gym, and cafeteria.”

by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Hot soupy seeper

A long, slow, hot fart with a noxious, lingering aroma.

Thanksgiving was awesome, but those hot soupy seepers will chase me back to the office!

by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019

seeter

noun, a person who is or is acting seet.

zach butler is late coming to pick us up again, wow what a seeter.

by Stoobs October 11, 2009

job seeker

Holds a sign saying willing to work with another in window behind him says help wanted think freeway off ramp

Willing to work for food is what the sign says so u offer em $5 to wash ur tires and they say piss off but through a few coins in the mug and offer no work big smile is what the job seeker gives in return

by Tirdwrstlr May 6, 2014

attention seeker

Meg from FFE

Meg is an attention seeker.
A person who constantly creates drama to feel loved, mostly named meg

by Unforgiven Sin February 20, 2004