Secret Underground Rave Party

Secret Underground Rave Parties are the best parties to have. They are underground somewhere, usually have techno, glowsticks, & alcohol involved. Since these parties are awesome & secretative, you must be on the list, know someone there, or be cool. Usually there might be a couple rockstars involved doing cocaine in the back.

Guy: Hey, you want to go to a Secret Underground Rave Party with my Friday night?
Girl: Uhh, you got invited?
Guy: I'm bringing glow sticks.
Girl: Ah.

by KellyKerosene February 13, 2009

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.

"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"

by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010

secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.

Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.

by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"

by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008

secret drawer

any place (drawer, box, etc.) where toilet paper/paper towels are hidden after masturbation/sex (as opposed to being thrown away/flushed down the toilet).

Edward was very embarrassed when his siblings stumbled across his secret drawer.

by Joe Elvorsen-Stevinsky February 21, 2009