seb and zoe

a bunch of paigons that are together and they are simps and dont care about me and i will touch seb tonight and zoe will cry

your such a seb and zoe

by blackkmann7 June 20, 2023

seb

a boy who thinks he’s ace and thinks he’s the best st football but is just a faggot

“i’ll batter everyone” “i’m seb i’m the best at football i carry my team even tho i’m shit”

by bobby jim smith May 9, 2019

Seb

A ''Seb'' is the type of dude you'd meet at the principles office or beaten up at a pub. Either way, he's gotten himself into some kind of trouble.
He has a massive forehead, that is truly shiny.. So shiny, infact, it outshines times square on a saturday night.
Generally speaking, ''Seb'' is a pretty rare specimen, most often found in ''Seb's Room''
He gets a whole lot of pussy. About once every decade.

Boy 1: Look at that! That is quite a rare specimen. A ''Seb''
Boy 2: *covers eyes* I can't see shit! It's too damn bright.

by Nickdude27 December 10, 2023

seb bell

flog. wanker. flog. wanker. sucks melb uniteds dick and his dads a flog

you; hows melb united
seb bell: ye they lost again and i sucked chris gouldings dick

by sIMON BELL October 13, 2019

Sick In The Seb

A person who has dealt with a lot of emotional abuse and takes it out by saying "Shlud" constantly to distract himself from his internal pain. Also there is a VooDoo doll of him out there.

Person 1: "How are you Seb?"
Sick In The Seb: "SHLUD SHLUD SHLUD"

by shludlover August 18, 2025

seb

he is a cunt and is gay you little shit

you seb

by tttttttttittttttttys November 13, 2019

Seb

He has the absolute biggest cock in the world. Did you know the average whale penis is 15 feet long? Well that’s Seb. He’s the best of both worlds with a 20 pound ball sack and a 15 foot cock.

Dangggg that man’s a Seb

by Sebaceous November 26, 2021