Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Seat Shop

The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.

Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.

by Sgt Martin December 9, 2008

cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

seat streaker

Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.

Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.

Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.

by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016

bench seat

One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.

There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.

by Mister. Bojangles. October 31, 2015

ostritch seat

when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.

Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.

"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"

by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010