Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

Scrimple

A pimple located on the male scrotum.

"Will I become impotent if I pop this scrimple?" Ted asked his doctor.

by swamp_donkey January 11, 2015

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

scrummers

The words scrumptious and yummy had sex and scrummers is their love-child. Not only a descriptive of that which is ultimately delicious to the mouth, but an exclamation of certain gays upon encountering a particularly hunky man, usually accompanied by an agitation of hands and said with a squeal.

"Oh looky over there, Ms. Thang! Break me off a piece of that man-cake. Somebody's been working out. That is one stud that I find SCRUMMERS!", or, "The disguised food critic caused all the patrons of the restaurant to turn around ogle when he screached, 'SCRUMMERS!' over the Lard Pie he had just tasted."

by KremeDeMentia January 10, 2010

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009

scrumpet

A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)

His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.

by dogsbtych March 27, 2015