Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

Scrote Burner

Popular in American Football, especially at the Division III level in Western New York. The act of torching a weak, penis loving cornerback on a 'fade' or 'go' route. Often a wide-receiver will come to the line- see he is lined up against a scrote of a cornerback- and audible into a scrote burner.

9 times out of 10 the cornerback will recognize this audible, begin to panic, and ultimately embarrass himself and be pulled from the game. He will be given the chance to redeem himself through his fellatiotic activities towards his coaching staff.

Wide-receiver:"Scrote burner, scrote burner!"
Cornerback: "ahhhh ohh no no no..."

Coach: "Nick if you ever want to play for me again you know what you going to have to do..."
Cornerback: "ahhh not again..."

by NSKilla21 June 12, 2009

scroterboat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between ones scrotum, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

That chick gave me the best scroterboat ever. My balls are now numb

by djnick33 September 3, 2007

Scrotex

Aerosol deodorant spray for the ass/scrotum area of the male. Also, the male version of FDS Spray for women.

"Lancecastor's balls are smelling kind of stale, you might want to pick him up a can of Scrotex at the pharmacy"

by Angeleenabobeena December 21, 2003

Scrotex

Noun; The first masculine hygiene product created specifically to absorb the hard to cover smell of grundle sweat.

Person #1: "Hey Steve, didn't you have marching band practice today"?
Person #2: "Well yes I did Irvin".
Person #1: "Why can't I smell your nut sack like usual"?
Person #2: "Why that's because I'm wearing new SCROTEX"!!
Person #1: "What is that Steve"?
Person #2: "Why it's only the single greatest invention since the deodorant maxi-pad".

NARRATOR: NEW SCROTEX!!!

by Mike Williams and Sam Slaughter June 11, 2006

Scrotee

When a woman sports a beard made of nut juice.

See: Chin Tinsel

Hey! Don't try to kiss me with that Scrotee. Go clean up first.

And use mouthwash.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006