scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

scogging

Meeting in a car park to curl one out on other people,who are there for the same reason...not random folk cos thats so nasty. (scat & dogging fetishes combine)

Thom was covered from head to toe in another mans poo after spending another night in the local scogging spot

by Hotsnuff June 16, 2008

scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing

I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.

by zagrebmike April 15, 2005

scrobbing

A gently form of reminding something to the scatterbrains. Used especially in huge corporations and open space offices in Poland, like +)

- delikatne przypominanie zapominalskim o tym, o czym zapomnieli ;)
- Tak? A co takiego? ;d
- ale scrobbing to jest po polsku przeciez

by m4c8it November 7, 2007