screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

blue screen of death

A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE

Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.

by Kevin L July 9, 2004

Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.

Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.

by Buckpizza July 9, 2019

The Screen Savers

tv show on TechTV that is on every weekday at 7:00 ET, and u can play in their lan parties every thursday... which are powered by NVIDIA. which is weird because whenever they are talkin about video cards they always recommend ATI radeon cards.

"the ati radeon 9600 pro is a good video card"
patrick: "join our lan party on thursday"
leo: "powered by NVIDIA"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003

silver screened

To run away from what you have known to chase fame and fortune. Word made known by the band Placebo for their song titled "Special Needs".

remember me when your the one who silver screened...

by Notorius B.I.G. April 4, 2017

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

by Kristi go January 13, 2007