Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.

johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."

by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023

Scotland

Where my bestie is from.........

“I’ve just been to Scotland it was amazing!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Hun, Scotland

Hun is a fully loaded sectarian, bigoted term used by Roman Catholic Septic fan's. Everything from the colour of buses to the personal lives of football referees are "Huns" unless proven there nonce protectors. Hun is a Roman Catholics sectarian term for a Protestant/Presbyterian. They are smelly papish trampy bastards. GSTK.

Hun, Scotland is a sectarian term

by neillybaldy July 17, 2023

Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds

The friends of Rexasaurus of Scotland

Hey look its Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds.

by Rexasaurus of Scotland January 3, 2022

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland, she's a clatty we midget...

by Barcode69... May 23, 2023