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Schnookums

A word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.
"Hi <boyfriend/girlfriend> You are so totally my schnookums, I am completely in love with you"

Answer-"I only want you for sex and money"
by sillynote November 16, 2009
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schnoob

A Schnoob is the ultimate noob, even worse then a froob. an example of a schnoob is
a schnoob is alex plavner...XBOX gamertag hermanator729
by jc slaguhter October 10, 2007
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schnoodle

1. (n.) the snout and nose area of a small dog.
Term coined by Kate Collins in 2010.
2. (n.) a mixed breed dog with parentage consisting of a poodle and a schnauzer.
1. A shih tzu has a short schnoodle.
1. My dog, Pickles, loves schnoodle rubs.
1. That dog's pointy schnoodle is so cute!
2. A schnoodle is the mix of a schnauzer and a poodle.
by EKathCo July 31, 2011
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Schnoozel

A bid, big nose. a bastard konk.
My bro whacked his Schnoozel, and it started blooding.
by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003
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Shnoonie

SHNUN-ee

A word both referring to and acting as an endearment for one's own vaginal / labial area.

Note: This term is solely used by a female referring to her own anatomy, "My shnoonie is happy." or another person referring to her anatomy, "Can your shnoonie come out and play?"

It is never used as a possessive in the same manner as words like pussy or tail which refer to possession of, or control of, their use by someone who does not actually have them as part of their anatomy.

For example, in a phrase like "Stay away from my pussy! (girlfriend, wife, ho, etc...), shnoonie could not replace pussy as a synonym. On the other hand, if the same phrase was used by the person having the pussy/shnoonie as part of their own anatomy then both are perfectly correct.

This is a light-hearted and happy word and is never used in a derogatory manner. Keep in mind the best connotations of such things and proper usage will never be difficult.

My deepest regards to The Amazon for introducing me to this term and it's appropriate use.
"My shnoonie is cold, I'm going to put on some panties."

"Take it easy, my shnoonie is still sore from yesterday."

"My shnoonie misses you."
by Kael Mang April 24, 2010
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Schnooglie

The person that does the schnoogle AKA giving love and warmth to another person/animal/object. Used to describe a female person.
Awww.. miss schnooglie over there has not stopped petting the little bunny!
by sokodimi September 2, 2011
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schnonker

Mark had a schnonker. It was really huge!
by HeyYall54 March 11, 2014
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