schizoleptic

a person that is believed to have schizophrenic and epileptic reactions at the same time. These people react similar to those that inhale acetylene and stick finger in light socket simultaneously.

They asks you to take their picture and they keep moving around unintentionally so you can't focus the lens and snap the fuckin shot. The only way to take the picture is with extreme measures of violence.

"Can you take my picture?"
"Sure"
"Just stand still right there and smile."
"One,Two, ..........will you hold the fuck still?" (this repeats about 4 times min.)
"Seriously I think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya fucktard.

by mr.fickits March 11, 2010

schizophrend

a close friend who sometimes undergoes "weird" moments.
a term not meant for derogatory usage, rather an affectionate nickname.

I don't understand what he's saying.
Oh, that's alright. he's my schizophrend.

by Spazgem February 27, 2011

schizoanalfreliac

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of alcohol turns into a philosopher, problem solver, oratory genius spouting long monologues on the meaning of life though they are so drunk that they don’t know shit from shinola and pull phrases out of their ass that don't make sense.

Mike - "You know what you need to do? You need,……… you need,…………. you need to bandage your ass in the ether

Me - "What the hell does that even mean?

Mike - "You know what, you just don't get it, you just don't understand!

Me - " Mike you’re a Schizoanalfreliac"

by Kahnnn December 18, 2013

schizobifida

The unreal type of disease that you catch in a similar fashion as one can unrealistically catch autism if given immunisation shots.
Passed on by the schizococcal bacteria

Oh I was so sick for a week or so with schizobifida. My spine opened up and everything

by anoaffectiveanookjpanoaffectiv October 3, 2017

Scheno

A very nice loving kid who loves just everything he can ask for. Also a sheno can be very dangerous. Sometimes they go crazy like a animal that want to mate

Wow sometimes he acts like Scheno but sometimes he also acts like a Scheno

by Hdkjdjcnxn November 1, 2017

schelottle

In excess of a lot.

I love you a schelottle.

by Big kidd December 1, 2017

schezbeckeled

1. When you have consumed absorbent amounts of alcoholic beverages and can not longer make sounds life decisions.

2. How the French decorate their houses
3. when you spell "spellcheck" wrong

Me: "Yo, I got Schmammered last night."
D: "Yo, don't you mean schezbeckeled?"

I was in Paris and noticed these schezbeckeled places where all these schezbeckeled people lived.

Me: " How do you spell, spellcheck?"
urban dictionary: "Schezbeckeled"

by Day Pore EE June 4, 2018