Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

sachellelephant

somebody who is really really incredibly fat, like sachelle.

somebody who is really really incredibly fat, like sachelle.
''omg she is totally a sachellelephant''

by sachelle December 15, 2008

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

schelbekur

Shell-bë-ker (Eponym)
Not to be confused with Schelbuker

Definition: A German grown ass man who smokes in a public bathroom, most likely at your local high school

Ben: Yo Billy there's a Schelbekur in that bathroom *cough cough*
William: Oh shucks call them authorities!

by Anonymous12334455 November 12, 2019