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schulerize

to shorten the definition of a word to three words or less
-Teacher: Ok class, today we are going to be writing some definitions for this unit.
- Student: Do we have to write the whole definition?
-Teacher: You can or you can schulerize them.
by JassTheLass October 30, 2021
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Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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scheler

Chase Scheler is kenzie whites bestie
Scheler.
by Data WiFi March 15, 2022
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Scheudle

When you blow in a males butthole so hard he ejaculates
Susan scheudled Bob so hard his penis looked like a fire hose.
by Linger era May 6, 2024
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Scheckler

A man who watches two male midgets fornicate, while pleasuring himself with a pair of tweezers.
That guy has a small wangGuaranteed he’s Scheckler.
by BigDprobs June 24, 2024
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schuler buck

#1 currency in the Cook Islands
The bill contains of photo of Christopher Schuler, a fearless general who led the Cook Islands to victory in the War of Calories
Sorry, we only take schuler buck
by Joe Mondello January 25, 2025
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Scheidler

An absolute Judas, a snake, a weasel
Scheidler tried to trade me Sam Laporta for my entire roster and my sisters virginity AFTER it was announced that Laporta was dead
by Honcho69 November 26, 2025
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