Schad-on

An erection of the penis aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude.

Noun: Schad-on.
Plural Noun: Schad-ons.

I just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a massive schad-on.

by rob260 August 20, 2016

schadenfucked

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.

I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.

by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

Schadenfreund

The online object of schadenfreude. A person you don’t unfriend for the sole purpose of having a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is their life. See also frenemie.

“On Facebook, Jenny is my favorite schadenfreund. If ruining ones own life we’re an Olympic event; she’d be investigated for doping”

by CYHBWIJG December 30, 2018

schadenscrolling

The act of scrolling through your newsfeed all day when something bad happens to a high profile person who you don't like.

The highly unpopular Prime Minister Larry Felcher lost the election today, so I spent the day schadenscrolling instead of cleaning the house

by Captain Roundhead November 8, 2020

Scheana Shay

A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.

“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018