Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Dark Schneider

A used condom.

Dark Schneider

by monkeymafia November 11, 2003

yaakov schneider

A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.

"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".

by aryeh davidovitz November 11, 2008

Schneider

An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.

"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"

"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"

"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"

by sugarrrbby March 5, 2010

Schadendroid

Deriving pleasure from others Android misfortunes

Look at that idiot droid user. Im feeling a little Schadendroid

by BrokenTrace August 3, 2011

scander

A person who is overly scandalous

"KSproulz is such a scander"
"Her bras showing through her shirt, whatta scander"

by tbreeze1223333 October 17, 2013

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011