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SUNYIT Scale

A rating scale for females at SUNY Institute of Technology. Due to the lack of women on campus, the SUNYIT scale gives females an extra 4 points on the 10 scale
"Dude, when I saw her at SUNYIT she was smokin hot. I would of gave her a 9 until I saw her out at the club. She was more like a 5 when I saw her around normal females."

Dude: "I only have sex with dime pieces"

Homie: "Yeah right, that girl you beat at school is busted. She's no better than a six"

Dude: "Duh, I was at SUNYIT."

Homie: "Ohh, yeah she's a dime on the SUNYIT scale for sure."
by MajorBlaze1 December 27, 2010
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Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.
Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"
by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009
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Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.
Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.
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scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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Lohan Scale

A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.

Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.

No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
by Ravage790 August 3, 2010
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Slam Scale

1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.

2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.

To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.

3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:

If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
by Dr. Wag October 6, 2012
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Vito Scaletta

The coolest mf to ever exist in games period, main protagonist in Mafia II/Mafia II: Definitive Edition. If you chose to kill him in Mafia III, you deserve to get fucked up.
Vito Scaletta: Barbaro’s Bordello. You got the money, we got the honeys.”
by sleepingnamikaze July 4, 2021
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