Sapiosexual

A Sapiosexual might say the following when replacing an underutilized piece of their furniture:

"I have very lukewarm feelings about this lamp; I mean, he's fine. But, he's bland, and he's just not bright enough to bother turning him on very often. So, bottom line is: He reminds me too much of my ex."

I think Youtuber Simone Giertz is Sapiosexual.

by BeyondWhatIsKnown October 29, 2021

Sasasexual

When people are sexually attracted to boys named Sasanka

Look it, lisa is sexually attracted to sasanka she’s Sasasexual

by wwqqwqer December 12, 2021

Sarasexual

Simping to uncontrollable extents for Sara, who is literally the cutest and the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth. Once you get mesmerized by her beauty, there is no going back. The feeling that she lingers in your mind 24x7 and you can't help it. The moment when your last thoughts before going to bed are literally "Good night Sara". You feel your lips shape into a smile when you think of her.

It's crying over the most perfect woman ever with the purest heart and the brightest smile. A woman who deserves all the love in the world and all the respect. Sara is the best and no one can change that

P.S.: If you have 2 pet birds named Pineapple and Kiwi then I thank you for everything. Thanks for forgiving me and loving me even thought I didn't deserve it.

Sara: *exists*
Me: OMFG I THINK I AM SARASEXUAL OMG THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED I LOVE SARA *proceeds to call her slurs*

by SaraSimp1984 January 25, 2022

Scosexual

A predominantly heterosexual man, who also finds random inanimate things “Hot!” with no apparent predictability.

“That stobie pole is Hot!” Said the Scosexual

by FactsBeReal101 February 22, 2022

sagesexual

when you are only attracted to svv.sage or known as sageofthe6trash also known as jaden

i am so #sagesexual

by woahsipydooday May 3, 2022

semisexual

According to the pride wiki, it means it "refers to people who experience sexual attraction to one or more genders or sexes, but lack sexual attraction to one or more different genders or sexes." ...So that's straight, gay/lesbian, and bisexual relationships, but you're unappreciative and love is one-way thing between your partner and you? Why is that something to celebrate about? Let them be happy.

I keep snuggling up to my boy... I mean genderfluid trans girlfriend, and zhey just sigh and said zhey're heading to another pride con. Zhe said that zhe's a semisexual and I should respect that, but I feel like zhe... he is antagonizing me to rub off the guilt he puts on own relationship.

by Dillon Schneider July 21, 2022

semisexual

According to the pride wiki, it means it "refers to people who experience sexual attraction to one or more genders or sexes, but lack sexual attraction to one or more different genders or sexes." ...So that's straight, gay/lesbian, and bisexual relationships, but you're unappreciative and love is one-way thing between your partner and you? Why is that something to celebrate about? Let them be happy.

I keep snuggling up to my boy... I mean genderfluid trans girlfriend, and zhey just sigh and said zhey're heading to another pride con. Zhe said that zhe's a semisexual and I should respect that, but I feel like zhe... he is antagonizing me to rub off the guilt he puts on our relationship.

by Dillon Schneider July 21, 2022