stiff chocolate

an erect black penis

suck on my stiff chocolate

by RapeRat November 24, 2016

Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)

Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...

by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007

stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan February 24, 2007

stiff bickies

used for expressing a lack of sympathy with a bad turn of events

Jason: Michael you can't just fuck my missus, I thought you where my mate

Michael: "stiff bickies" mate

by Thickness68 February 9, 2017

stiff tongue

a man who do oral sex on a woman until she cums more than usual.

a man who is very good with his tongue that with his wood.

good day mr. stiff tongue

my boy friend have a very stiff tongue and he can do his thing

by mr. stiff tongue June 6, 2009

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009