sass-o-meter

A measurement of one's utilized level of sass. A scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis

Homie 1: Well your sister is pretty fat, too!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!

Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!

by okayyyycb3 April 2, 2011

Sasshole

1: Someone who constantly makes jokes that are far to sassy with a side asshole.
2: Someone who is an asshole but is still a loving friend when they direct that asshole attitude onto you.

"Russell is such an sasshole. I didn't know it was possible for a friend to be that much of a douche sometimes."

by violentvixen April 19, 2015

Sassanach

The incorrect spelling of the Gaelic word Sasannach. It means Englishman and comes from the word Saxon. Also every Outlander fan says it all the time. Also the ch makes a german ch, not a k.

Person 1: Oh, look at that sassanach! (I feel so Scottish).
Person 2: Carson a tha sibh ag ràdh sin cho neònach? Cuideachd chan eil sin ciamar a' bhith sibh a' sgrìobadh e!
Person 1: What.

by bupity bup May 5, 2022

stassy

shortened name for stasshole.

"when you act like a stassy, it shows what a true stasshole you really are."

"i will visit gramma once a year. i have to go anyways to get my children's christmas gifts."

by nursebitter January 1, 2013

sassaling

Being harassed by someone with a lot of sass.

Kelly from my office was really sassaling me today.

by Trent Rockwell May 12, 2008

Sassafrassquatch

The better cooler version of Sasquatch.

Jack Black's real father is Sassafrassquatch.

by Lythiophynia October 27, 2008

Sasshole

Being born with so much sass nobody can handle it so they call you a sasshole to make the sass entertaining.

Tina: Emma is so sassy I can't take it.

Molly: I know, Emma is a sasshole.

Tina: haha, calling her a sasshole makes it funny.

by Mollyrox455 March 2, 2014