Istanbul standoff

The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.

There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.

by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021

Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"

"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"

by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025

Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes

"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."

by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025

San Francisco standoff

A tug of war with anal beads.

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.

by Real neam May 6, 2025

Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024