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Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
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Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.
"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.
by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026
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Bulgarian standoff

When two or more groups of criminals are sent to a location, usually by the victim, to illuminate intent and motive. A setup
"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.
by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026
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Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.
Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025
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Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes
"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."
by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025
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Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"
"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"
by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026
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mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
by Frank David George July 10, 2014
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