Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.
"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"
by SpudManDom June 13, 2018
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How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.
by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019
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Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.
example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?
by DanTheMan77 August 19, 2013
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An asshole.

Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.
Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.
by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005
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[spoon]

1. a part of the female body
2. a phrase used by certain females
1. Get off my spoons
2. Ive got a little spoon
3. Spoons and cups
by Emily&Tom July 11, 2008
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Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."
"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."
by noixz January 15, 2009
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An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?
I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL
by Michael November 11, 2003
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