scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"

by lawnorder August 7, 2005

scooby Doo

He's a funny dog. He drove around in a van and solved mysteries.

(no, that's correct)

I remember he also had a pal, Scrappy Doo.

Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo were always hopped up on the chronic, but always found a way to get the bad guy.

Damn you meddling kids.

Zoinks!

by Ricky Roma December 23, 2003

scooby snack

1) Northeastern U.S. slang for Valium (AKA diazepam) tablets and/or Vicodin tablets. Can be heard in various songs, including the Fun Lovin' Criminals song, "Scooby Snacks."
2) Occasionally used to refer to Quaaludes.
3) A hash brownie

1) "Running around robbing banks, all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!" - "Scooby Snacks" by the Fun Lovin' Criminals.
2.) That's okay! Another Scooby Snack, and she'll love me again!
3.) Dude, these are some tasty Scooby Snacks

by The Truthish September 28, 2006

Shnoobs

Another word for dip or chewing tobacco. A way to say it so your parents or anyone else would not know what your saying. Say it comfortably on the phone or out loud to your friends with your parents and teachers around and no one knows what you are talking about. It works and helps!

Luke: Yo Adam can you get me some Shnoobs?

Adam: What kind of shnoobs do you want?

Luke: Straight.

by StanDarsh331 September 14, 2009

Scoob

A noun, adjective, or verb that can mean almost anything in any context

What the scoob!

Hey can you scoob me a miller?

Don't touch my scoob bro.

You tryna scoob later?

I'm gonna scoooooooooob.

by Scoober69 January 3, 2017

Scooby Doo

Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... *cough*

Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue. See the link?

I don't have a Scooby doo how this works.

OR

I dont have a Scooby what you're on about.

by William Ziccardi October 4, 2006

scooby doos

Usually tan dress shoes that have stiches or stripes along the side of them

'You might have to get you a pair of Scooby Doos for this one.' - Jay z, Excuse Me Miss

by loser May 28, 2003