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mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods
The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.
by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022
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Snailing

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011
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Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.
Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.
by Zide July 6, 2009
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snail kisses

to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.
Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion
by Uncfan2005 October 8, 2011
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Rusty Snail

When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.
Look guys! Eva gave me a Rusty Snail. I'm never bathing again.
by s-hammer April 3, 2009
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penis snail

scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
"Oh joey, i love y---"

**PENIS SNAIL**

"... well shit."
by cock-and-balls4000 May 16, 2009
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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