smerfs

originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 25, 2010

smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008

pap smeer

Somebody who is a loser and has no friends.

ewww, dont you think jake gollow is a pap smeer ?

by JTLG August 19, 2009

Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010

Smergle

When you take a can of paint and cover your dick in it then take a paint brush and shove it into the woman's ass hole then fuck her with your paint covered dick

Dave: Yo last night me and my girlfriend had an awesome time doing the Smergle on the other hand cleaning up was a bitch

by Pokemon fetish dude June 10, 2011

smerd

a combination of a smart kid and a nerd.

smerds like to pick their nose while reciting the periodic table of the elements.

by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

[smeres]

a runners' term for a hot girl, who blows off everyone for an addiction to running. every boy wants her and every girl wants to be her.

hey man im tryin to get with that girl.

that smeres?! no way, dude. shes only into jockers.

by sarface January 6, 2009