A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.
A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
by Tally P January 31, 2023
Get the Gooch Smoochmug. A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.
I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.
Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.
Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.
by Smoochbait December 22, 2022
Get the Smooch Baitmug. by Brennanpp January 3, 2024
Get the Goober Smoochmug. The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
Get the cooch smoochmug. To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.
Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!💋
by Brash85 April 21, 2021
Get the Smoochesmug. Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
Get the smooch-moochmug. by Mombusiness May 20, 2023
Get the Coochie smoochmug.