Smooches

To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.

Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!💋

by Brash85 April 21, 2021

SSJ Smooching

An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.

Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful

by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025

Smooch Bait

A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.

I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.

Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.

by Smoochbait December 22, 2022

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 20, 2023

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024