by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014
Get the Sleep mug.A luxury unaffordable to the AP Language students, especially to those at Leland High School. It is a longing worth of mockery by the great and mighty Madam Jank of Owksi. If you had tried to interpret this word any other way, you are WRONG because this is satire.
by AznFanatic November 5, 2014
Get the Sleep mug.This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
by Feebz November 11, 2014
Get the Sleep mug.by LilReese November 24, 2014
Get the Sleep mug.Something you really don't want to do but once it's started you won't want to stop.
So basically drugs.
Good for you...
So basically drugs.
Good for you...
by brosiog January 16, 2015
Get the Sleep mug.A name you call someone when you disagree with their opinion when you are asleep you cant think straight. That's why they say "you sleep"
by verticalychallenged18 December 5, 2013
Get the sleep mug.A term most used in New Orleans, meaning unaware, most used when someone tells another person something that the other person doesn't agree with
Josh- "The Heat is gonna win the championship",
Jake- "You sleep, the Heat not even going to make it to the playoffs"
Jake- "You sleep, the Heat not even going to make it to the playoffs"
by Slugga slugga February 20, 2015
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