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Urban-slaughtered

When Urban Dictionary refuses to publish your definition.
what the hell I just got urban-slaughtered on my definition for "muy enchiladas"
by ethannnnnntsui September 25, 2019
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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
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Slaughter bags

Me and the boys are gonna slaughter bags tonight post-bar
by Garfield the cat November 10, 2021
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Slaughtered

Stettler, Albertas meaning for being half an hour to an hour late for an appointment or date.
Depending on use can be rude or funny.
Used in scenarios involving payment for on time services such as food delivery, salon appointments, or dating situations.
"Sorry I slaughtered our appointment..." the hair dresser said to the upset customer.
"You slaughtered our date!" She screamed at the girl who had just arrived 50 minutes past the agreed time.
by Slaughteredtime June 9, 2018
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Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.
Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."
by thedevilsjivetaxi May 12, 2024
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dirty slaughter

when your slaughtering the sportsbooks and casinos in soccer.
He pulled a dirty slaughter last night in vegas and went to the titty club
by anonymous August 14, 2021
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