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fag shitter

A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.
Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.
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Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.
Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.
by dj2012 September 26, 2012
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shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.
Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.
by YAWA October 8, 2017
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Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.
Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!
by built350tough September 7, 2011
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shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.
Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.
by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017
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urban shittery

when you KEEP GETTING REJECTED BY EDITORS
wow, this is Urban Shittery! if i keep getting rejected i'm going to hang myself...
by UnSanitary September 23, 2017
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