To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011
Get the Shred ass mug.The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!
by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010
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1. music: to play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.
2. surfing: performing a series of cutbacks requiring seemingly impossible adeptness.
3. going every-which-way at once
1. music: to play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.
2. surfing: performing a series of cutbacks requiring seemingly impossible adeptness.
3. going every-which-way at once
Garcia was SHREDING so hard in the middle of Shakedown, i thought my head would explode.
compare: ripping
compare: ripping
by mainframe October 31, 2003
Get the shred mug.Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
Get the shredding the beef mug.The most satisfying thing to do with a guitar. There are non-believers, in this age of nu-school hiphop, rap metal and ska, but there will always be a cult devoted to the art in its truest form.
Dimebag can shred like a motherfucker. Seriously, he can shred like you wouldnt believe. Thats until he died. Rest In Peace Dimebag, you motherfuckin legend.
by Dimebag December 22, 2004
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