yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)
chav “yo cuz u sort draw”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
by Phist me June 26, 2019
Get the shottiemug. A huge pump shotgun that I will fire up your ass if you steal
my weed.
Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass".
ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.
my weed.
Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass".
ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 3, 2019
Get the pump shottymug. The greatest up and coming Edmonton rapper of all time. Known for his famous stage jumps and bullet busting bars
by Shotty Millz biggest fan September 10, 2025
Get the Shotty Millzmug. just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty
you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022
Get the Airpod shottymug. "Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco
"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis
"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco
"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis
"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018
Get the Phat shotty that ladmug. girl bends over in front of the guy.
as the guy hits the bong, the girl bends up.
then the guy pushes her stomach.
as the guy hits the bong, the girl bends up.
then the guy pushes her stomach.
by -*-*-*-*-*- January 16, 2009
Get the elevator shottiemug. Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2
Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.
CHORUS x4
Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)
She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,
Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2
Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.
CHORUS x4
Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)
She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,
Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
Get the Airpod Shottymug.