Lawrence Sheriff School

Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings

Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?

by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.

When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff

by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

Sharif

The act of being overly excited during the weeks before Christmas, and constantly counting down the days till Christmass

I feel very Sharif

by Lanker December 9, 2018

sheriffed

Shit-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.

Last night, Jerry pre-partied with some Popov Vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of Natty and a few shots of shitty rum. When he came back, he was sherriffed.

by Coffee February 26, 2005

shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

by scorpiox December 17, 2014

shriff

1.an odd replacement word for various swears and exclamations, such as 'shit,' 'fuck,' or 'damn'

2. cool, awesome, 'chic'

1. "You shriffing idiot! You just drove my car over a shriffing CLIFF!"
or
"This concert is shriffing awesome!"

2. "That new hat is so shriff on you."

by iks September 6, 2005