A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.
by scorpiox December 17, 2014
by Barry or December 29, 2006
One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
by theshitlogdeputy February 19, 2011
one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
by donna-chester! March 1, 2008
An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018