Seman Twins

blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..

Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!

by Rain and Juanita September 25, 2008

semakaleng

a hot, juicy piece of sex.
an ass with abs.

Wow, I met that girl semakaleng last night,
she was FINNNNE.

by haturrrrrh February 3, 2008

semanter

Someone who coined a term or gave a known word a new meaning.

Who came up with the idea of naming internet services as being in the cloud? Joe, the semanter.

by CaptainData August 18, 2011

Seman

A type of person which is known to have more then a handful of computer knowledge. This term can be used as an insult for people with a horrible choice of haircut or balding. This term can be also used in the field in which the opposite persona has a bad personality or more or less acts like a total fucking asshole.

Stacy is such a Seman
Marko has the worst Seman !

by gurdii February 22, 2021

seman firefighter

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.

Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!

by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008

Semaj

A fat bitch and has a small dick

This nigga Semaj fat as shit

by Free Meek Mill July 2, 2018

Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.

Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.

by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009