The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.
by Poo-hater February 4, 2010
Get the Seat Shittingmug. The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.
Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.
by Sgt Martin December 9, 2008
Get the Seat Shopmug. Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.
Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.
by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011
Get the cheap seatsmug. it on the edge of the bed or on a chair with your feet on the floor. She turns away and backs up onto you, sitting between your legs. She can ride back and forth by pushing off the chair arms or pressing up with her feet. She can control the angle of entry by arching her back and pressing her buttocks into your groin. While doggy-style is about your dominance, The Hot Seat puts her in the driver's seat.
by riofrt June 9, 2016
Get the the hot seatmug. Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"
by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016
Get the ostritch seatmug. by Dandelogan August 28, 2022
Get the Subway Seatmug. by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010
Get the seat spankmug.