Seal clap 

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.

~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"

Seal clap by Seal lover June 16, 2013

seal clubbing

To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".

So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.

seal clubbing by DJ Ethos November 9, 2008

Seal clubbing

The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her

RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "

Seal clubbing by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

Seal Clubbing

A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.

Seal Clubbing by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009

seal emoji 

u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'

person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger

person 2: 'seal emoji'

seal emoji by seal emoji girl November 24, 2021

Seal Team 69

69% of a Smirnoff Ice Bottle, then add Coors Light.

I can’t wait to get back to the Lodge and drink a Seal Team 69!

Seal Team 69 by Auggie ST69 December 24, 2019

seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

seal the deal by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008