scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

by make.u.cry January 24, 2011

Scoop the peach

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:

“Did you scoop the peach?”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

by Mandela's_Playground September 2, 2011

Scoop Diving

A term used when an individual takes an eats a handful of pick'n'mix without paying for the said sweets.

Jeremy distracted the shopkeeper as Graham started scoop diving for cola bottles and jelly dolphins.

by A. Pottswater October 8, 2009

scoop that up

-get someones number
-make someone your girl/dude

Man#1: Yo, go tell shorty I said wasup.
Man#2: Chilllll doggie, I'ma 'bout ta go scoop that up!

by da-realist-bitch January 10, 2004

Scoop and Hammer

The action of ordering an alcoholic drink at the bar rail. Then once the drink is received you reach into the cup/glass with your fingers, scoop out the ice, throw it over your shoulder, and hammer the drink back.

This is usually an action done by people who are already drunk, or people who want to get drunk quickly.

Tony was scoop and hammering last night, until the bouncer kicked him out for being too drunk.

by Vick Nilla August 18, 2009

Scoop and Stuff

When a desperate chick wants to trap a guy into a relationship, she grabs the used condom out of the trash, "scoops" out the jizz and "stuffs" it into her pussy

Or jizzing on her stomach and catching her stuffing it in her pussy. To do the scoop and stuff

by FMDP GDMFK October 22, 2011

Scoop me up

Its another term for me pick me up

Yo bro can you scoop me up ?

by Juan el ling ling March 14, 2017