Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.

"yoo rite in the middle of the movie I gave that bitch a scary ending"

by LDL July 16, 2008

scary close

1. things that happen too close for comfort

after calling in the bomb strike i was jolted back by an ordinance exploding scary close too my position

by Major Paine September 16, 2008

Scary soda

A soda with cigarette ashes in it

Scary soda is soda that people used to put the ashes of their cigarettes in

I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda

by Theo C. May 24, 2023

scary ass

A descriptive phrase describing something so frightening it sends chills not only down your spine, but up your ass too.

There were some scary ass clowns in the circus just now...they scared the crap out of several children...literally.

Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!

by Vladolski July 31, 2010

Scary Good

So impressive and dominant that fear is struck into the hearts of all who oppose.

1. Zdeno Chara

2. The Boston Bruins are scary good

by BigZ33 January 8, 2012

Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.

"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."

by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005

scary bush

an untamed and overgrown female pubic area

"So I heard you got with Tara last night"
"Yeah man, but there was no way i was going to go down on her, she had a scary bush"

by denw May 3, 2008