When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.
Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.
by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010
Get the Scandanavian Dragon mug.People waiting for a train knowing that when it arrives it will be rammed full like every other peak time train on the Sheffield to Manchester line. This mainly occurs in the Marple/ Romiley areas where there is an inversely proportional relationship of number of passengers to size of train. e.g. 100 passengers / 1 carriage containing 30 seats. This leads to them getting on the train (alighting) and standing up for the whole journey - standalight!!
Romiley station was full of standalights awaiting the 8:20 train from Sheffield. The previous train had been canceled and the thirty year old mini-bus with rolling stock arrived, steamy windowed and fit to bursting. "there's no way we are getting a seat on that baby" "if we wait for the next one I'll be late for work again. The only thing I'll be waiting for then is the sack"
by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011
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