Sanford School

Sanford School, located in Hockessin Delaware, is among one of the small private schools within the Delaware Independent School Conference. While they suffer from their lack of football and terrible spring sports teams, they reign supreme in both boys and girls basketball in the winter; both teams being Delaware state champions in the 2009-2010 season. Fine females and superb academics are some of the positive aspects of the school. Most of the kids enjoy getting shmammered on the weekends and attending other private school festivities. You can catch a lot of them at social events like Point to Point or Professional sporting events. Maybe places like The King of Prussia Mall or fine restaurants like Hibachi for a night out with "the girlies."
However, the school itself is a rumor-infested pit of lies and two-facedness because of the small student population. A single rumor will be known to the entire upper and middle school within the hour.
It is a very calm and tolerable school once one has come to cope with the gayness. Minus the freaks and the weirdos, the kids are normal and respectful and always down for a good time when it comes to it.

-Hey! You go to sanford school?
-Yea yup.
-Woah! Don't you guys fuck shit up in basketball all day every day?
-Yea yup.

-Wurd.

by The Foxxx May 21, 2010

Sansoner

A male who cannot control both their genitalia and/or what they say while in contact with a female

You were such a sansoner with Jill the other day.

Matt is a sansoner

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Heartbeat Sensor

A bullshit attachment that noobs use when playing Call Of Duty. In case you never played the game, it sticks out of your primary weapon and red dots flash on it when an opponent is near. When using a weapon with a heartbeat sensor attached, the user will usually camp in a corner of a room and watch it closely until someone comes close so they can easily kill their opponent. In my opinion, it is a more annoying attachment than the noob tube.

Stru: WTF! How the hell did he know I was there?! I didn't know it was possible to screen watch online!

Bryan: Nah, man. Calm your nuts. It was just another noob and his heartbeat sensor.

by NotMattStru January 23, 2010

sanshray

AWESOME KARP THAT IS AWESOME KARP

OH LOOK AT DA KARP XD SANSHRAY!!!

by upurbuttintotheright February 17, 2017

Rick Santorum

the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.

I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!

by moustacherocker November 9, 2006

Sanskrit

A planet (hasn't been found yet). It looks just like Earth, but the inhabitants are all like aliens and stuff. And there's a very different political landscape. Continents are Ashuka, Tapuka, Ebryl, Ahsyn, Fazua, Ozura, and Forzuke.

Sanskrit also has some better taste in world leader choice, if you know what I mean. *cough cough Trump cough cough Kim Jong cough cough Putin cough cough*

by Set Blue 23 December 6, 2018

Sanford

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .

Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!

by kpunx September 7, 2009