sandusky

A creepy old man you see at the gym.

Person 1: Hey I kind of feel uncomfortable with that sandusky on the elliptical checking me out.
Person 2: Yah good thing we don't share a locker room with him

by E'lena Slynn April 30, 2012

Sanduskied

Past Participle. To have something ruined. The figurative equivalent of having your life ruined by getting sodomized by a trusting figure.

Our weekend trip to the coast to look for the rare albatross was Sanduskied by the violent rain storm.

by yummysoup5 November 13, 2011

Sanduskied

To royally embarrass your own family, friends, neighbors, and/or community through inappropriate means.

Jerry sanduskied his friend Joe due to his repulsive sexual urges.

by CSTARR November 8, 2011

Sandusky Skidmark

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!

Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Sandusky'd

To get raped by a coach who only became a coach to see little kids touch.

Mom-Did you hear about Johnny, he got Sandusky'd!

Dad-Holy fucking shit.

by Buddacris January 8, 2012

sanguish

The sadness one feels after eating a good sandwich.

My trips to Subway always end with a massive wave of sanguish.

by ranperu November 7, 2011

That's what Sandusky said

Originating from the phrase "That's what she said", replacing 'she' with 'Sandusky' adds to the grotesque nature of the gutter directed conversation.

"Yea that's a good one, but I was hoping he would be a bit younger." Said Peter about the pickup he was looking at. "That's what Sandusky said haha" Replied Steve.. not realizing it was way too soon for Sandusky jokes.

by johnnyblaze881 November 18, 2011